I refuse to confirm the existence of ice dragons. Though if anyone harms so much as a feather on young Stormy’s crest, I will make them very, very sorry.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Drumming a claw on an available boulder is an effective ploy. If the steady tapping doesn’t get their attention, flying stone shards hitting their scales generally does the trick.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
The days are gone when any self-respecting lord ignored his hatchling until it could speak. Never mind what your Sire says – you insist on such behaviour, the queen in your life is liable to put grit in your food and make you trim your own scales.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Batting stones right back at a young tail-flicker will quickly put an end to this nasty habit. Though take care you don’t knock them out, or crack their scales, as their parents tend to make a fuss if you return the pesky lizards a bit damaged.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Fixes for a draconic mid-life crisis #7 – Remind yourself that all those ambitions you had as a burnt-brained young lord were based on exploits in songs and stories told by bards and poets. And they’re all lying wretches, anyway.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
No matter how many duels you’ve fought, or how big your hoard – if you insist on interceding in a quarrel between two angry queens, you’ll lose. Worse still – they’ll make you look very silly in the process.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, or Casta the Grey as he used to be known as, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Don’t trust cats – any creature who can speak fluent Dragonese to beg for fish and isn’t afraid to wee on your hoard is clearly capable of anything.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, or Casta the Grey as he used to be known as, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Take particular care not to upset the queen in your life just before she is due to trim your scales. You don’t want to end up flying around with rude messages about your parentage or personal habits etched on your dorsal scales…
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, or Casta the Grey as he used to be known as, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Ideally you should be prepared to eat everything you kill. Though there are exceptions, like dwarves, for instance. Far more of them deserve a good flaming than you can comfortably cram into your larder.
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, or Casta the Grey as he used to be known as, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
Reason #3 why you shouldn’t boast about your own exploits – sooner or later some smart-mouthed lord will declare your feats are impossible. Which always leads to major trouble…
Castellan the Black, mighty dragon warrior, or Casta the Grey as he used to be known as, features in my short story Picky Eaters, written to provide a humorous escape from all the stuff that isn’t happening on Wyvern Peak… All proceeds for the duration of its publishing life are donated to mental health charities.
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